10 Items or Less: Jennifer Coolidge

Welcome to 10 Items or Less! A series in which we create a 10-item-or-less grocery haul for our favorite food-loving celebrities.

Today we’re shopping for America’s sweetheart, Jennifer Coolidge! Whether you’re a new fan of hers from White Lotus or you’ve been in the Coolidge camp since Best in Show, you, like everyone else who has any taste in talent, cannot get enough of here. This is what I would buy for the queen of comedy if I ever had the pleasure to grocery shop for her.

Field Roast Signature Stadium Plant-Based Dogs: You are not a cinephile if you don’t think, “Makes me want a hot dog real bad!” when you look at Jennifer Coolidge. So, obviously, she makes me want a hot dog real bad. Jennifer tries to keep her diet mostly plant-based so I’m grabbing her the creme de la creme of vegan hot dogs: Field Roast Signature Stadium Plant-Based Dogs. These are the only vegan dogs I’ve ever had that replicate the snap of a real pork hot dog. I think Jennifer Coolidge would love them.
Sir Kensington’s Vegan Special Sauce: Jennifer Coolidge loves Beyond Burgers. She says she “cannot eat enough” of them and even considers them to be “orgasmic.” I understand where she’s coming from. Beyond burgers are incredible. But a patty alone does not make a great vegan burger. You need the right accouterments. For me, a burger is not complete without a zesty, tangy burger sauce. Sir Kensington’s Vegan Special Sauce is the perfect plant-based version of that. It’s also one of our favorite vegan mayos.
Follow Your Heart Dairy-Free Smoked Gouda Slices: Another vegan burger must-have is a melty, creamy dairy-free cheese. We’re loading up her cart with Follow Your Heart Dairy-Free Smoked Gouda Slices because it is our favorite vegan cheese. It melts like an absolute dream over a Beyond burger patty and will help keep all your toppings in place.
King’s Hawaiian Pretzel Hamburger Buns: To complete her Beyond Burger, Jennifer needs buns! King’s Hawaiian Pretzel Hamburger Buns are fluffy, sturdy, and flavorful. They’d be perfect to hold any toppings she could slap on her burger.
Beyond Meat Plant-Based Sausage Original Brat Links: I know, I’ve already given her vegan hot dogs. I know! But if she loves Beyond Burger patties, we have to give her our other favorite Beyond product: Beyond sausages. These are our favorite plant-based sausages on the market. They’re so meaty and juicy. I think they’d be a perfect addition to her meatless, Beyond-loving fridge.
Amy’s Vegan Supreme Pizza: Every fun-loving party gal needs a good, go-to late-night snack. Jennifer is known for being one of the most fun and funny people in the industry who knows how to have a good time, so I need to get her the perfect post-party product for munching. I’m tossing one of our favorite vegan frozen pizzas, Amy’s Vegan Supreme Pizza, into her cart.
R.E.D.D. Radiant Energy Peanut Butter Protein Bars: Jennifer Coolidge books. She is always working, which is incredibly lucky for us. With as much as she has on her plate, she needs a quick, vegan snacking option. I’m grabbing her a few R.E.D.D. Radiant Energy Peanut Butter Protein Bars. These have way more flavor than most bars out there and a great texture.
Cazadores Spicy Margarita: In honor of her alcohol-loving character on White Lotus, Jennifer is getting a six-pack of Cazadores Spicy Margaritas. Who knew a canned margarita could be so tasty? Plus, Tanya wouldn’t need to go all the way to a fancy, drama-filled resort for a nice beverage.
Sweet Loren’s Gluten Free Vegan Chocolate Chunk Cookie Dough: Jennifer Coolidge eats a cookie in A Cinderella Story and says “so moist” and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. As an homage to that scene, I’m getting her some Sweet Loren’s Gluten Free Vegan Chocolate Chunk Cookie Dough. When baked, these vegan cookies are “so moist.”
Marie Callender’s Frozen Dutch Apple Pie: Many people were introduced Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler’s mom in American Pie. For fun, let’s get a Marie Callender’s Frozen Dutch Apple Pie for Jennifer and me to share while we watch a Jennifer Coolidge movie marathon. What? I’m not actually going grocery shopping for her so why can’t I pretend we’re also going to hang out?